Apologies for the delay on posts this week. No power, no internet, no blog. Anyway, I’ve saved one of my favorite topics for this particular post: WALDO!
Waldo greets me at least once a week, sometimes by throwing himself dramatically at me from the depths of the darkness of my tent when I open the door, sometimes dropping on my head while I’m brushing my teeth. Sometimes when I’m sitting on the bed, working on my laptop, he quietly sidles up next to me and plops on the keyboard. Always he is silent, and always he manages to blend into whatever he is sitting on. I love Waldo. He’s our resident foam nest tree frog. He might be my favorite local, quite possibly because he poses no threats, doesn’t make any noise, and he keeps me company instead of hiding in the bushes or running away. And he’s adorable, as frogs go.
Most of the other wildlife here turns and makes tracks before you even know it’s there. The ones that don’t disappear are the ones likely to attack and quite possibly eat you. I’m not sure if I’d prefer to see the wildlife, or take my chances with the Houdinis of the wilderness. Waldo doesn’t fit into either category, though. He disappears for days at a time, but then reappears and hangs around, watching us and keeping the mosquito population in check. Again, I love him.
Most of the amphibians I’ve met out here are loud. I didn’t realize how loud a frog could be until after the first rains, when it seemed every amphibian within a 10km radius suddenly convened outside my tent and decided it was time to defend territory/find a mate/auditioning for Frog Idol. It felt like I was at the frog equivalent of a heavy metal concert, a surround sound barrage of deafening squawks and brrrps and tinks. Waldo’s species does normally fit into that bright little chorus, but for whatever reason, Waldo does not partake in those reindeer games. I’m guessing it’s because he is safe within the confines of our home, and doesn’t feel the need to announce his presence to the animal kingdom. That’s good for us and for him. Or her. To be honest, I don’t know what gender he/she is, and because amphibians have the fascinating ability to change sex if necessary, he/she is a sort of hermaphrodite anyway, so I guess what I call him/her doesn’t matter. I’ve settled on thinking he’s a he, unless I suddenly find little foam nest tadpoles flitting about in my sink.
I named him Waldo because, like his namesake, I always find him blending in to different places in the tent. Until recently, every time I came across him, he had staked claim to a new little patch in some random location amongst my clothes, books and whatever other random possessions were sitting around in our ‘house.’ He stayed in each location for a day or two at a time before moving on to new territory. Once he was sitting on the vinyl chair outside, slightly hidden under my fiance’s t-shirt. Another time, he was snuggling in the wires of our solar panel. Yet another time, he was in a shoe, which makes me wonder if frogs have a sense of smell, because if they do, his clearly doesn’t work. A few times he perched on my computer. Then he found a very comfortable spot at the top of the solar panel converter. Seemed like an ideal place for him – high vantage point from which to catch insects, good place to hide from potential predators. Visible yet invisible. He stayed put for a whole six days, which eventually started to concern me, and I thought he might’ve been dead. Then one day when I was walking by, he jumped on my head.
He has become my favorite part of being out here. Quiet, unobtrusive, and yet always a companion, Waldo is like that friend who listens and who sticks by you, no matter what. He seems to prefer to fade into the background, figuratively and literally, and yet he finds funny ways to remind you he’s there, and he has your back. When you work in an industry where you have almost no modern conveniences (and usually they don’t work anyway), no privacy, no set hours for your job, and no real time to yourself, having a little buddy like him is priceless. Mastercard, where are you when advertising opportunities like this come about? You might need to hire Waldo for your next commercial. I’ll even let you shoot the footage in the tent for free.
Waldo, it’s time for your close-up.
A quick note about frogs. They breathe through their skin, so you should never touch them if you have anything on your hands (like lotion, bug repellant, and even soap residue and perfume). In fact, you really shouldn’t handle them at all if you can help it. If you must, do so with clean, wet, open hands, and only for a very brief period of time. I only held Waldo a handful of times, and that was only to remove him safely from my head or shoulder or thigh after one of his theatrical leaping forays. Otherwise, I practiced a hand’s-free policy so I didn’t endanger him, very tough for someone like me, who loves to touch everything. To be honest, frogs aren’t all that keen on being held anyway. Makes them feel like they are about to be eaten, I guess. And some of them excrete toxins through their skin, making them a hazard to you as well. Best to simply observe from a distance, no matter how tempting it is to pick them up.
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